1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,500 Oh, a package came in for us. Dear Oak Canyon staff and guests, it has come to 2 00:00:05,500 --> 00:00:10,520 our attention that Malibu realtor Cole Shulman has returned to your property 3 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:14,300 harassed both guests and staff about a personal item he had left behind. 4 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:19,000 Facts. While the item in question is indeed deeply important to all of the 5 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:21,480 Malibu realtors, this does not. 6 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:23,100 Excuse his behavior. 7 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:26,280 This kind of confirms, like, they really use it together. 8 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:27,700 Like, this and that. 9 00:00:28,240 --> 00:00:29,240 That's filthy. 10 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:32,000 Yeah, yeah. Wait, so you said in the creek? 11 00:00:32,340 --> 00:00:36,020 Yeah, he said that if it's not in his room, then it would be in the computer 12 00:00:36,020 --> 00:00:37,800 or it would be down by the creek. 13 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:43,360 Rest assured that our organization has officially censured Mr. Schulman and put 14 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:46,680 him on paid administrative leave at our Miami Beach offices. 15 00:00:47,260 --> 00:00:51,680 That doesn't sound like punishment. Please accept this basket of luxury 16 00:00:52,480 --> 00:00:54,780 OK. From Fondly Malibu Realtors. 17 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:57,740 All right, well, what are the gifts? We might want to disinfect them before we 18 00:00:57,740 --> 00:00:58,399 touch them. 19 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:00,640 Yeah, let's see. No kidding. OK, this looks awesome. OK. 20 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:03,160 It's like a converter for your Tesla charger. 21 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:04,479 Anybody got a Tesla? 22 00:01:04,660 --> 00:01:05,660 I can't drive. 23 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:07,720 Oh, Zempik Travel Kit. 24 00:01:08,330 --> 00:01:10,070 Another thermos? Careful. 25 00:01:10,790 --> 00:01:13,450 I'll take it. Other Anthony wants it. 26 00:01:13,690 --> 00:01:18,190 South Africa, $500 off Pilates atop a table mountain. I'm guessing that's a 27 00:01:18,190 --> 00:01:19,190 mountain in South Africa. 28 00:01:19,310 --> 00:01:20,750 Why is Pilates $500? 29 00:01:21,270 --> 00:01:26,190 It's more than that because it's $500 off. You're making a lot of assumptions 30 00:01:26,190 --> 00:01:27,530 about what we have. 31 00:01:27,810 --> 00:01:31,430 22 % off any Malibu realtor's property. 32 00:01:31,730 --> 00:01:35,450 It says property value must be over $5 million. 33 00:01:36,810 --> 00:01:38,130 Save you a couple hundred thousand. 34 00:01:38,610 --> 00:01:41,230 Discount applies only to the realtor commission. 35 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:42,810 What? Oh. 36 00:01:42,990 --> 00:01:44,050 Whatever. How is that helpful? 37 00:01:44,490 --> 00:01:50,070 We don't live like that. Free veneers from Michael Weiss DDS. Anybody want new 38 00:01:50,070 --> 00:01:51,070 teeth? Oh! 39 00:01:51,750 --> 00:01:52,750 It's free? Free? 40 00:01:52,950 --> 00:01:54,050 Yeah, free veneers. Free? 41 00:01:54,310 --> 00:01:55,790 Free? I don't got to pay nothing? 42 00:01:56,210 --> 00:01:59,210 You got to go to New York, though. Hey, I'll pay for that plane ticket to get 43 00:01:59,210 --> 00:01:59,929 some new teeth. 44 00:01:59,930 --> 00:02:01,910 Hey, Anthony, you have such a beautiful smile. I know. 45 00:02:02,530 --> 00:02:03,770 You got great teeth. 46 00:02:04,570 --> 00:02:05,429 Is that everything? 47 00:02:05,430 --> 00:02:06,329 That's everything. 48 00:02:06,330 --> 00:02:10,729 It says good for three composite veneers. So I get three of them? 49 00:02:11,009 --> 00:02:16,210 No. You get three teeth? Three teeth? Does not cover any medical expenses. 50 00:02:16,210 --> 00:02:17,069 fees apply. 51 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:18,070 No. 52 00:02:21,870 --> 00:02:24,510 Will you marry me? No. Kevin. 53 00:02:25,190 --> 00:02:27,490 Amy, are you okay? 54 00:02:27,710 --> 00:02:29,490 Oh, Jimmy the ally. 55 00:02:30,090 --> 00:02:32,430 It's just grinding my ass into a stub. 56 00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:38,900 I got to admit, I don't know what to do. 57 00:02:39,900 --> 00:02:41,840 And that's a man in charge. 58 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:48,760 I'm retiring, so my son is going to be the new CEO, and he is going to be 59 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:55,560 We have got the client cookout. I have my first presentation to our clients as 60 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:56,560 future CEO. 61 00:02:56,940 --> 00:03:00,140 We're rocking grandmas. I feel like we should be, like, rocking out. You know 62 00:03:00,140 --> 00:03:01,140 what I mean? Okay. 63 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:13,940 If I go home and tell my parents about this stuff, they're going to be like, 64 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:14,960 you're lying. 65 00:03:20,060 --> 00:03:24,480 Meeting everyone in person has really made me feel comfortable opening up. 66 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:29,300 I shared about, like, a past dating experience I had. 67 00:03:29,540 --> 00:03:34,240 I actually told Jimmy about it yesterday, and it was, like, my first 68 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:35,800 telling him that I'm gay. 69 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:38,300 And then today he wore that shirt. 70 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:42,120 I wanted to make sure that I showed you I supported you. 71 00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:45,760 When Jimmy found out that I was queer, he kept bringing me, like, different 72 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:47,260 flags to, like, show his support. 73 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:50,780 He brought me a bunch of, like, rainbow flags, and then he kept giving me, like, 74 00:03:50,940 --> 00:03:55,520 the Nigerian flag a couple times. Oh, you can say it. I can't. Jimmy, again, 75 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:57,380 Nigeria is a country. You can say Nigeria. 76 00:03:57,780 --> 00:03:58,780 I'd rather just be safe. 77 00:03:59,140 --> 00:04:02,880 It's a country. I'll just stick to the countries I feel safe in, like Chad. 78 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:05,760 It couldn't be a whiter country name than Chad. 79 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:07,740 Yeah, but it's in Africa. 80 00:04:08,260 --> 00:04:09,179 I know. 81 00:04:09,180 --> 00:04:11,560 The irony. Thank you, Jimmy. 82 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:13,380 How's that step count coming? 83 00:04:13,820 --> 00:04:14,820 It's stupid. 84 00:04:15,900 --> 00:04:17,060 What are you doing, Helen? 85 00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:21,839 I'm trying to get steps in. Oh, okay. My stupid step son Paul gave me this 86 00:04:21,839 --> 00:04:24,920 Fitbit. I'm supposed to get like 10 ,000 steps in a day. 87 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:29,600 What is 10 ,000 steps a day? It's like, what, 80 miles or something? 88 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:32,600 50? I don't know what it is. It's too much. 89 00:04:33,210 --> 00:04:35,610 Good morning, everybody. How are you? Good morning. 90 00:04:35,850 --> 00:04:39,430 First of all, it's client cookout time. 91 00:04:41,130 --> 00:04:46,070 Today is one of the most important days of the year for our company. The client 92 00:04:46,070 --> 00:04:50,770 cookout is an annual luncheon that Rockin' Grandma throws for our vendors 93 00:04:50,770 --> 00:04:53,470 our retailers to thank them for their support. 94 00:04:53,810 --> 00:04:56,870 And we all know that Dougie Jr. 95 00:04:57,090 --> 00:05:00,250 will be addressing the clients for the first time. 96 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:08,760 Well, it's my first client cookout, so I am cooking up something pretty special. 97 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:14,220 I really wish Dougie would tell us what he's planning for the client. 98 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:18,720 So, I just wanted to say that we have some other issues. 99 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:24,900 Something very important that we just got to get to. And that is that someone 100 00:05:24,900 --> 00:05:31,780 has filed an anonymous complaint with HR about Kevin's proposal to Amy. Oh. 101 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:34,880 Yes. So evidently it made somebody feel very uncomfortable. 102 00:05:35,380 --> 00:05:37,780 It wasn't. No, my gosh. No, it wasn't me. 103 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:44,000 It doesn't matter who it was. That's why there is a system in for anonymous 104 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,980 complaints. It's brave, though, whoever did do it, though, because, I mean, 105 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:48,040 that's not easy to do. 106 00:05:49,660 --> 00:05:51,840 Okay. Can we not say who it is? 107 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:56,700 It's anonymous. They don't know. Anonymous means, you know, so. I applaud 108 00:05:56,700 --> 00:05:57,700 because. 109 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:01,380 Wait. Jimmy, was it you? 110 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:05,620 It's supposed to be anonymous, but yes, it was me. 111 00:06:06,280 --> 00:06:11,740 Yeah. Basically, Jimmy anonymously complained to Kevin about his proposal 112 00:06:11,740 --> 00:06:12,459 to Kevin. 113 00:06:12,460 --> 00:06:15,200 And Kevin filed a report on Kevin. On Kevin. 114 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:17,620 I promise, like, I'm actually, like, better. 115 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:21,250 Yeah. Okay. I wish I could file a compliment. 116 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:25,650 Okay. Well, in light of these developments, there are now some changes 117 00:06:25,650 --> 00:06:30,050 today's plans. This report requires us to attend a mandatory sexual harassment 118 00:06:30,050 --> 00:06:31,370 seminar today. 119 00:06:31,590 --> 00:06:36,290 So, let's all just head over to the seminar room right now. Well, Dad, I 120 00:06:36,290 --> 00:06:38,130 actually need the time to prep for my presentation. 121 00:06:39,050 --> 00:06:43,310 Sorry. Okay, the sexual harassment seminar can gargle on my ball sack. 122 00:06:43,910 --> 00:06:44,910 What'd you say? 123 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:46,659 Oh, dope. 124 00:06:46,660 --> 00:06:48,020 They already got the stage up, dog. 125 00:06:48,260 --> 00:06:49,500 We're at three and a half, right? 126 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:54,140 Yeah, and we'll just make sure we're getting it nice and level. All right, 127 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:56,960 You guys are the best. I got to go to this dumbass seminar, and then I'll be 128 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:58,680 back. Are you sure that's three and a half? 129 00:06:59,020 --> 00:07:01,140 The levels are all off. Buddy, it's OK. 130 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:02,780 You'll fix it. You will have time. 131 00:07:03,740 --> 00:07:06,620 Well, I'm so glad to be here. I'm Terry Braun from Braun and Peterson 132 00:07:06,620 --> 00:07:10,260 Consulting, and we're going to be talking about workplace sexual 133 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:15,720 I know that this presentation was incident -triggered. Is there someone 134 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:18,920 who can walk me through why I'm here today? 135 00:07:20,900 --> 00:07:23,780 I work with HR, so I guess that would be me. 136 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,000 Great. And what's your name? 137 00:07:25,140 --> 00:07:26,200 Anthony. Anthony, hi. 138 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:30,880 There was an incident where there was a co -worker who proposed. 139 00:07:31,710 --> 00:07:36,590 um to another co -worker and it was i guess unwarranted i guess he kind of 140 00:07:36,590 --> 00:07:41,370 jumped the gun and um that made some people feel uncomfortable about you know 141 00:07:41,370 --> 00:07:45,890 what was allowed in the workplace and what wasn't and that's kind of just the 142 00:07:45,890 --> 00:07:48,930 gist of it so just to be clear there's two people who are in a relationship in 143 00:07:48,930 --> 00:07:53,490 this they are not they're not they never dated kevin is our hr 144 00:07:54,330 --> 00:07:58,450 person and like i just wanted to be really clear that i was not the one that 145 00:07:58,450 --> 00:08:03,190 filed the complaint um but yes i was proposed to yes i said no and yes i'm 146 00:08:03,190 --> 00:08:09,510 feeling empowered the head of hr is who did the hr violation yes yes okie dokie 147 00:08:09,510 --> 00:08:16,230 yeah i anonymously made the complaint okay yeah you did not have to share 148 00:08:16,230 --> 00:08:19,890 um but i'm glad you did so what is sexual harassment 149 00:08:20,730 --> 00:08:25,470 Often it's in a relationship where there is a power imbalance and there are 150 00:08:25,470 --> 00:08:29,730 serious consequences that affect the harasser and the employer. I'm sorry, 151 00:08:29,930 --> 00:08:34,070 No, yeah, it's funny because last night we watched an episode of this TV show 152 00:08:34,070 --> 00:08:38,390 where it's like two co -workers were told to kiss by a boss. Oh, yeah. 153 00:08:38,650 --> 00:08:39,650 What show? 154 00:08:39,850 --> 00:08:45,710 Bones. Bones. I don't know that specific scenario, but if you're dating in the 155 00:08:45,710 --> 00:08:48,870 workplace, you do want to report it. Yeah, they were not dating. But they 156 00:08:48,870 --> 00:08:52,600 chemistry. Yeah. So the worker was trying to get a favor from the boss, and 157 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:55,780 boss was like, well, you got to kiss your co -worker if you want me to do 158 00:08:55,780 --> 00:08:59,680 favor for you. And her gum actually ended up in his mouth when they were 159 00:08:59,680 --> 00:09:01,960 kissing. Oh, my God, that's her gum! 160 00:09:02,340 --> 00:09:04,500 What? Oh, my God! 161 00:09:05,780 --> 00:09:09,560 But then the boss was weirded out when they kissed. And it's like, you got what 162 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:10,560 you wanted. 163 00:09:11,220 --> 00:09:12,380 Getting worked up. 164 00:09:12,660 --> 00:09:13,660 That's what that means. 165 00:09:14,140 --> 00:09:18,900 Oh, you think she was into it? Yeah, that's why she told him to do it. That 166 00:09:18,900 --> 00:09:22,100 the whole purpose. I thought she was weirded out. I didn't even clock that, 167 00:09:22,100 --> 00:09:23,100 you know what? She was getting into it. 168 00:09:23,700 --> 00:09:27,920 Obviously, this is a TV show. I understand it's not real. But I do just 169 00:09:27,920 --> 00:09:31,620 use this as an example to point out sexual harassment is tough because 170 00:09:31,620 --> 00:09:32,720 lot of gray area around it. 171 00:09:33,980 --> 00:09:34,980 So sorry. 172 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:38,040 If we could not use the term gray area. 173 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:40,660 Well, I'm sorry. You know. 174 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:42,200 Why? Gray area. 175 00:09:43,020 --> 00:09:46,060 Gray area is another word for taint. 176 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:48,420 What? 177 00:09:48,700 --> 00:09:52,940 Wait, sorry, what is taint? Oh, Amy, you know what a taint is. 178 00:09:53,340 --> 00:09:57,660 It's the area between your anus and your junk. Oh, snap. 179 00:09:58,040 --> 00:09:59,040 Thank you for that. 180 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:00,980 I don't even know where I was. 181 00:10:01,680 --> 00:10:03,580 You can't leave yet. 182 00:10:08,989 --> 00:10:11,110 I'm just going to go to the bathroom. 183 00:10:12,910 --> 00:10:16,030 It's okay. It's all right. It's just a big day. That's all. Just the biggest 184 00:10:16,030 --> 00:10:17,030 of my life. 185 00:10:19,370 --> 00:10:20,570 If I can have a look. 186 00:10:20,930 --> 00:10:21,970 How are we rigged here? 187 00:10:24,370 --> 00:10:25,450 I'm getting some ambient. 188 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:27,610 Yeah, I'm picking up the ambient from here. 189 00:10:28,910 --> 00:10:32,250 Yeah, that's it, like three and a half. Really good job. Really crushed that. 190 00:10:32,850 --> 00:10:33,589 Crushed that. 191 00:10:33,590 --> 00:10:35,710 Okay. Dive back in? Yes, please. 192 00:10:36,710 --> 00:10:40,530 Oh, I'm sorry. 193 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:43,650 Come on, sorry. 194 00:10:43,990 --> 00:10:45,450 This is gray area. 195 00:10:46,490 --> 00:10:47,970 Let's get back on track. 196 00:10:48,610 --> 00:10:54,150 I'm sorry. An exercise we do that I really enjoy is I want you guys as a 197 00:10:54,150 --> 00:10:58,630 to come up with a safe word. So if at any point you are uncomfortable, you say 198 00:10:58,630 --> 00:11:02,070 this word, and all your coworkers know you're feeling like something 199 00:11:02,070 --> 00:11:03,890 inappropriate is happening, you need help. 200 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:07,910 So I don't know if anyone wants to get us started by brainstorming. 201 00:11:08,430 --> 00:11:09,570 How about banana? 202 00:11:10,350 --> 00:11:11,350 Banana? 203 00:11:12,230 --> 00:11:14,230 Banana is kind of phallic, isn't it? 204 00:11:14,890 --> 00:11:17,210 I just knew he was going to say something. 205 00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:18,810 Oh, what about hair dryer? 206 00:11:19,390 --> 00:11:20,530 Oh, that's a good one. 207 00:11:20,730 --> 00:11:22,110 I just think of blowing. 208 00:11:22,470 --> 00:11:23,470 Oh, my gosh. 209 00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:25,190 What about bongo? 210 00:11:25,470 --> 00:11:29,070 Yeah, bongos are like the breasts of the percussion section. 211 00:11:29,490 --> 00:11:31,550 Oh, what about paprika? 212 00:11:31,970 --> 00:11:34,530 What? God, no. Oh, no, no. No. 213 00:11:35,110 --> 00:11:37,530 Hold on. What's sexual about paprika? 214 00:11:38,290 --> 00:11:41,010 Nothing. It's just a common ingredient in hot sauce. Right. 215 00:11:41,270 --> 00:11:42,270 It'd be confusing. 216 00:11:42,350 --> 00:11:44,770 I'm down with it, man. I'm not down with it either, right? 217 00:11:44,990 --> 00:11:48,210 It doesn't matter, but it's just, it's possible. It's in the recipe. 218 00:11:50,130 --> 00:11:51,130 Porcupine. 219 00:11:52,230 --> 00:11:55,770 Porcupine. That's cute. I like that. I like porcupine. I like that. 220 00:11:55,990 --> 00:11:57,410 Well, Jimmy got the favorite. Jimmy. 221 00:11:58,330 --> 00:12:00,630 Porcupine has quills. It means stay away. 222 00:12:01,310 --> 00:12:02,330 I think porcupine works. 223 00:12:02,950 --> 00:12:04,770 Okay. Porcupine works. 224 00:12:05,210 --> 00:12:06,370 Porcupine? Porcupine. 225 00:12:06,730 --> 00:12:08,050 Yay, good job. 226 00:12:09,290 --> 00:12:14,290 There's an old saying that, you know, in the end, we will not remember the words 227 00:12:14,290 --> 00:12:17,190 of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. 228 00:12:17,510 --> 00:12:18,930 Who said that, Jimmy? 229 00:12:19,290 --> 00:12:21,710 I'm going to guess it was said by a strong woman. 230 00:12:22,390 --> 00:12:23,390 That was Dr. 231 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,510 King. Oh, the goat. 232 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,000 The go to what? 233 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:32,240 The greatest of all time. He was like the Tom Brady of civil rights. 234 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:35,200 I've never heard that. I've never heard that in my life. 235 00:12:35,420 --> 00:12:36,420 Mic check two. 236 00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:39,820 Mic check one. Mic check two. Two, two, two. 237 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:41,360 Mic check. 238 00:12:42,540 --> 00:12:43,540 A, 239 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:45,100 yes, Jen should. 240 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:47,080 Oh, I'm sorry. 241 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:51,220 B, likely not. It'd fall under the. 242 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:52,840 Is someone screaming? 243 00:12:53,310 --> 00:12:54,310 Yes. Yes, ma 'am. 244 00:12:54,670 --> 00:12:56,950 Anthony. Yeah, just go see what he's doing. I got you. 245 00:12:57,310 --> 00:13:01,230 Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up, Mike. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up, Mike. 246 00:13:01,330 --> 00:13:05,810 Guys, we get more game. I need more game. I got it. 247 00:13:06,110 --> 00:13:07,110 Yo. 248 00:13:07,890 --> 00:13:12,050 I was told to come ask if you could, like, turn it down just a tinch. 249 00:13:12,370 --> 00:13:13,029 What's up? 250 00:13:13,030 --> 00:13:15,230 Your dad asked me to tell you to turn the volume down a little. 251 00:13:15,570 --> 00:13:16,570 Yeah. 252 00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:19,650 I know, dude. I just need to see how it sounds out there. Can you run out there 253 00:13:19,650 --> 00:13:20,650 and just tell me how it sounds? 254 00:13:21,330 --> 00:13:22,330 Please, dude. 255 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:24,720 Okay, okay. 256 00:13:26,380 --> 00:13:28,940 Testing, testing, one, two, three. 257 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:32,020 Testing, testing, bumblebee. 258 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:38,540 Testing, testing, all day long. I hope you like my testing song. 259 00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:42,440 Yeah, yeah, that's pretty solid. That's pretty solid. It's just, can you, can 260 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:43,119 you come here? 261 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:45,480 I just got to hear it from out there. Can you? 262 00:13:45,820 --> 00:13:48,820 Can I rock? Yeah, can you rock the mic? I just got to feel, yeah, yeah, yeah. 263 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:50,100 Can you hit my bumblebee song? 264 00:13:51,260 --> 00:13:53,500 Testing, testing, one, two, three. 265 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:56,660 Testing, testing, bumblebee. 266 00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:59,880 Testing, testing, all day long. 267 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:01,080 Okay, 268 00:14:01,220 --> 00:14:02,220 so we're going to do some role play. 269 00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:07,740 I want to get that mug on the shelf, but I'm too short to get it. So maybe you 270 00:14:07,740 --> 00:14:08,740 guys can pick me up. 271 00:14:09,940 --> 00:14:11,820 Oh, you're way heavier than I thought. 272 00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:14,600 You shouldn't talk about my body. Put me down. 273 00:14:14,940 --> 00:14:16,740 Is that good? Keep going, keep going. Hold on. 274 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:18,960 Yeah, some people. One more time. 275 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:21,040 Yep. I'm sorry. 276 00:14:21,740 --> 00:14:23,200 Who was the harasser? 277 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:26,100 And who was the victim? 278 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:32,560 What? I have so many nerves, dude. I can't even begin to tell you how good I 279 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:35,420 need this to go. And I just like, I haven't told anybody. 280 00:14:35,780 --> 00:14:39,740 You're the only person I told this. Remember how I was like mixing sauces 281 00:14:39,740 --> 00:14:40,740 shit like that? 282 00:14:42,540 --> 00:14:46,620 I'm unveiling to you Project Unicorn. 283 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:49,640 This. 284 00:14:49,900 --> 00:14:55,660 is the first new thought and flavor at Rockin' Grandma's in 15 years. 285 00:14:56,060 --> 00:14:58,440 This is going to change everything. 286 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:00,920 All right, here. You see me like a pinky or something like that. 287 00:15:01,740 --> 00:15:02,740 Hold on. 288 00:15:03,140 --> 00:15:04,620 Oh, shit. We're good. We're good. We're good. 289 00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:08,300 I'm digging it. Yeah? 290 00:15:09,100 --> 00:15:11,180 On a scale of one to ten, eight and a half. 291 00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:15,740 Like, it's not like nothing better, but it's like I would come back for that. 292 00:15:15,820 --> 00:15:17,620 You know what I'm saying? I would come back for another bottle of that. You 293 00:15:17,620 --> 00:15:18,620 what I'm saying? It's a jerk thought. 294 00:15:19,510 --> 00:15:23,070 Technically. Honestly, I didn't get a jerk flavor from it, but it's kind of my 295 00:15:23,070 --> 00:15:24,070 take on it. 296 00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:25,770 Everybody's coming out. Oh, yeah. 297 00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:29,530 Can you just not tell anybody about the sauce? Yeah, absolutely, bro. I got you, 298 00:15:29,570 --> 00:15:31,370 man. Like I said, I don't know nothing. I haven't seen nothing. 299 00:15:31,690 --> 00:15:34,550 He's been working on something, and I keep asking him, because, you know, I 300 00:15:34,550 --> 00:15:35,550 to get to the bottom of stuff. 301 00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:38,370 And he refuses to give me any details. 302 00:15:38,670 --> 00:15:40,190 Good things come to those who wait. 303 00:15:40,450 --> 00:15:41,450 You got this, buddy. 304 00:15:51,950 --> 00:15:55,750 My man looking good in his suit. We're just talking about it. A real hand. 305 00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:59,050 you go. So in the beginning of the day, I thought it started out pretty well, 306 00:15:59,090 --> 00:16:03,990 right? All of our clients that came on in, we all made the rounds, shook some 307 00:16:03,990 --> 00:16:07,470 hands. Jeff, it's so nice to see you. 308 00:16:08,150 --> 00:16:11,310 What a wonderful thing that you're here. I'm so glad you came. 309 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:13,600 Nice long shake. 310 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:15,300 That's a good one. That's good. 311 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:18,840 Let me know if you need anything, okay? I'm kind of just a head assistant, so if 312 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:21,080 you need anything, let me know. I appreciate you. Yeah, absolutely. 313 00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:25,400 We all dress up a little bit just to show our appreciation and show our 314 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:26,700 professionalism and that we care. 315 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:31,240 Kate told me that I have to wear a skirt, and Kate and Jackie said no more 316 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,199 two patterns. 317 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:37,430 Yep. Amy loves the pattern. I love patterns. So these are UV -protecting 318 00:16:37,650 --> 00:16:43,030 They go all the way up to my armpit. And then this is my umbrella hat that 319 00:16:43,030 --> 00:16:47,230 protects from, obviously, the sun, but also Kate kept saying that we should 320 00:16:47,230 --> 00:16:48,230 dress to impress. 321 00:16:48,490 --> 00:16:49,490 Is there water in here? 322 00:16:49,570 --> 00:16:50,690 Claire! Sorry! 323 00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:56,410 I didn't, I basically, I didn't change, but I feel like this works, right? It 324 00:16:56,410 --> 00:16:57,930 looks great. Yeah, yeah. It looks great. Thank you. 325 00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:01,140 I'm ready for Dougie to give his speech. That's what's going to get really 326 00:17:01,140 --> 00:17:04,060 exciting. I know. I want to know what the surprise is. He was talking about 327 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:05,520 I know. 328 00:17:07,020 --> 00:17:09,280 I'm not telling you. I won't ask. 329 00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:12,119 If we could just move this chair a little bit to the left, I think that 330 00:17:12,119 --> 00:17:14,960 be... Yep, perfect. Thank you. 331 00:17:15,359 --> 00:17:18,020 Thank you. I have a lot of confidence in this guy. We haven't known each other 332 00:17:18,020 --> 00:17:21,839 too long, but just seeing the amount of work he specifically has put into this, 333 00:17:21,980 --> 00:17:23,960 the company's definitely in good hands. 334 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:29,800 Welcome to Rockin' Grandma's annual client cookout, and that means you give 335 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:30,800 up. 336 00:17:31,860 --> 00:17:38,460 Ladies and gentlemen, it is time to pass it over to the new generation. 337 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:43,540 I never thought this was going to happen, but today is the day. It is 338 00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:44,379 right now. 339 00:17:44,380 --> 00:17:51,000 I want to introduce to you the soon -to -be CEO of Rockin' 340 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,360 Grandma's Hot Sauce, my son. 341 00:17:54,889 --> 00:17:56,950 Dougie Jr., give it up for this guy! 342 00:18:47,340 --> 00:18:49,020 to talk to you all about the future. 343 00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:54,020 But before I do that, I'd like to take a moment to talk about the past. 344 00:18:54,540 --> 00:18:58,360 So I'd actually like to share with you a little video that I don't even think 345 00:18:58,360 --> 00:18:59,360 you've seen. 346 00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:05,700 Oh my God! 347 00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:08,720 This is her! 348 00:19:10,260 --> 00:19:11,440 This is my grandma! 349 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:43,200 That for those of you that don't know is the OG rockin grandma my great grandma 350 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:46,580 his grandma the rockin grandma 351 00:19:46,580 --> 00:19:53,420 You see 352 00:19:53,420 --> 00:19:56,360 that's always been a thoughts guy 353 00:19:57,100 --> 00:20:01,360 Where, as me, I've always been a little bit more rock and roll. 354 00:20:01,780 --> 00:20:03,880 It was with a band called the Jive Prophets. 355 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:11,020 A ska -influenced band with sort of EDM. Show of hands, anyone ever heard of us? 356 00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:15,440 Anyway, we had fallen out. I was lost. 357 00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:20,920 And then I get a phone call from this man right here telling me that he's 358 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:26,040 retiring. He asked if I wanted to come back and take it over. 359 00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:28,080 And it hit me. 360 00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:34,780 I thought I was a rock and roll guy, but the sauce was inside of me all along. 361 00:20:34,980 --> 00:20:41,800 So, like Ronnie James, I decided to return home like the prodigal son, and 362 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:48,620 I stand before you today, proud to announce the 363 00:20:48,620 --> 00:20:50,100 very first new... 364 00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:54,660 Flavor and rocking grandmas and over 15 years ladies and gentlemen, I give you 365 00:20:54,660 --> 00:20:58,320 rockin grandmas Jamaican jerks 366 00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:14,150 And who better than me, after having lived there for four years, to bring the 367 00:21:14,150 --> 00:21:19,270 authentic flavor of Jamaica to your stores and your shelves. Had a pretty 368 00:21:19,270 --> 00:21:22,190 critic taste it, said it was 8 .5 out of 10. So, not bad. 369 00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:23,490 Not bad. 370 00:21:25,230 --> 00:21:26,230 And enjoy. 371 00:21:26,590 --> 00:21:30,750 Because where the sauce was inside of me, I want my sauce inside of you. And I 372 00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:34,370 want my sauce inside of you. And I want my sauce inside of you. 373 00:21:35,110 --> 00:21:38,450 If you'll look in those bags, you'll all be able to take home. 374 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:42,220 And have those on your shelves and in your stores. A flavor of Jamaica. 375 00:21:42,620 --> 00:21:43,820 What? Let me see. Oh, no. 376 00:21:44,020 --> 00:21:45,020 Let me see yours. 377 00:21:45,100 --> 00:21:48,020 Oh, no. Look at the label. Oh, my God. Look at the label. 378 00:21:48,700 --> 00:21:49,700 Wait. 379 00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:53,780 Come on. Yeah, so feel free. Yeah, you can take that, and you'll take it home 380 00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:54,780 with you. 381 00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:57,040 Did you read it? The label is a problem. 382 00:21:57,520 --> 00:21:58,880 Tucky, did you actually read the label? 383 00:21:59,140 --> 00:22:00,760 Wait, what? Look at the label. 384 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,520 It says jerk -off sauce. 385 00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:05,280 Wait, what? No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. 386 00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:07,700 This says jerk -off sauce? 387 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:15,360 His idea was to read it this way and not this way. That's a misprint. No, 388 00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:19,360 that's a misprint. It's supposed to say it'll rock your socks off. 389 00:22:19,780 --> 00:22:22,580 See, it is supposed to say it'll rock your socks off. 390 00:22:26,060 --> 00:22:31,080 It's supposed to say it'll... See, she's rocking, guys. 391 00:22:31,700 --> 00:22:32,700 That's all she's doing. 392 00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:35,560 What's the problem? She's just rocking off. 393 00:22:36,460 --> 00:22:39,300 See, it's supposed to say, it'll rock your socks off. 394 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:41,780 Porcupine. I don't, how do you turn this off? 395 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:44,320 Porcupine. 396 00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:46,180 I don't know what these switches are. 397 00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:55,420 Were there a lot of successful moments from the client cookout? 398 00:22:55,980 --> 00:22:57,240 Yeah, for sure. 399 00:22:58,300 --> 00:23:01,040 Were there some unsuccessful ones? 400 00:23:02,580 --> 00:23:04,120 Honestly, I don't know. 401 00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:08,020 Because I kind of blacked out once the cardboard grandma started jerking it. 402 00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:12,480 Keep rocking. 403 00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:14,280 Keep rocking. Just move past it. 404 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:17,400 So sorry. 405 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:20,400 So sorry. No, no, no. It's okay. 406 00:23:20,620 --> 00:23:22,440 Go. Just so sorry. 407 00:23:22,740 --> 00:23:28,460 Ladies and gentlemen, I want to apologize to anybody. 408 00:23:29,820 --> 00:23:33,000 Can you turn that thing off? 409 00:23:34,670 --> 00:23:37,250 If any of you are offended, I apologize. 410 00:23:38,570 --> 00:23:44,310 This was my son's doing. It was his idea, okay? 411 00:23:44,670 --> 00:23:46,690 He made this mistake. 412 00:23:48,050 --> 00:23:51,090 He made a mistake. He screwed up. He screwed up big time. 413 00:23:53,670 --> 00:23:54,670 But you know what? 414 00:23:56,370 --> 00:23:59,170 Mistakes are what makes us better. 415 00:23:59,670 --> 00:24:00,670 Am I right? 416 00:24:00,970 --> 00:24:02,390 We learn from our mistakes. 417 00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:08,520 This is just, it's just a painting thing. It's logistic. The bottle, that's 418 00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:11,580 a printing label. It's nothing. It can be changed by tomorrow. 419 00:24:12,300 --> 00:24:19,200 I think the important thing is that this sauce is fantastic. Am I not right? 420 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:24,200 It is delicious. I've never tasted a sauce so good in my life. 421 00:24:24,540 --> 00:24:25,540 Yeah. 422 00:24:27,140 --> 00:24:28,140 I love you. 423 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,260 I love you. I love you. 424 00:24:35,010 --> 00:24:37,570 How was the taste, though? The taste was great, right? 425 00:24:37,790 --> 00:24:38,790 Okay, good. 426 00:24:41,670 --> 00:24:43,810 I mean, like, that was crazy, right? 427 00:24:44,030 --> 00:24:45,230 Like, that was crazy. 428 00:24:45,710 --> 00:24:49,450 Yeah. The only thing that I could say, and I was trying to, like, get your 429 00:24:49,450 --> 00:24:51,850 attention, is just, like, you've got to roll with the punches, man. Like, you're 430 00:24:51,850 --> 00:24:52,749 in charge now. 431 00:24:52,750 --> 00:24:54,530 They're going to follow you. So keep your head up, man. 432 00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:56,440 Trying to think with the positive. 433 00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:59,380 Everybody loved the sauce. I don't know how many cases got ordered, but Kate 434 00:24:59,380 --> 00:25:01,580 told me there was a bunch of people. You know what I'm saying? 435 00:25:01,820 --> 00:25:05,180 So you're doing good work, man. Keep rolling with the punches, boss. You got 436 00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:07,460 I appreciate you. Yes, sir. Oh, my God, man. 437 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:12,040 That's my great -grandma. Like, my mind goes, what's going on with our clients 438 00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:15,760 thinking that? Yeah. You know? It takes that kind of mind to see it. Got to be a 439 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:16,760 few moves ahead. 440 00:25:17,220 --> 00:25:20,480 What about a round of applause for our new CEO? 441 00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:22,600 Huh? 442 00:25:23,620 --> 00:25:24,640 He came. 443 00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:30,160 through big time the word from every single client was that this sauce is 444 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:37,120 absolutely delicious so awesome dougie yo dougie what was like how 445 00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:43,040 did you do that i do the sauce yeah oh uh it's actually pretty simple i mixed 446 00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:46,980 some traditional jamaican spices in there scotch bonnet peppers all spice 447 00:25:46,980 --> 00:25:50,700 paprika right and then i just mixed it with a little taco bell hot sauce 448 00:25:53,290 --> 00:25:54,189 You're joking. 449 00:25:54,190 --> 00:25:55,190 No, you didn't. 450 00:25:55,930 --> 00:25:59,490 No, I just put a little Taco Bell hot sauce in there, mixed it up. 451 00:26:01,690 --> 00:26:03,890 Wait a second. Yeah. Wait a second. What? 452 00:26:04,370 --> 00:26:05,670 You really did that? 453 00:26:06,510 --> 00:26:08,530 Yeah. It's the bell bump. 454 00:26:08,950 --> 00:26:10,970 Hey. But you can't do that. 455 00:26:11,170 --> 00:26:12,570 Doug, that's illegal. 456 00:26:12,890 --> 00:26:14,050 Yeah, you can't. Walk. 457 00:26:14,250 --> 00:26:17,270 Where? What? You can't do that. Doug, you can't. Now. 458 00:26:17,510 --> 00:26:18,510 That's illegal. 459 00:26:18,590 --> 00:26:19,590 Is that illegal? 460 00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:22,520 Is he serious? Is that bad? 461 00:26:22,940 --> 00:26:25,140 Yes. The whole business is in trouble. 462 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,480 It's completely illegal. We can use our licensing. 463 00:26:29,420 --> 00:26:31,440 Taco Bell. 464 00:26:32,580 --> 00:26:36,960 We're taking orders for a sauce that we can't sell. 465 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:38,400 You get that? 466 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:43,440 You risk everybody's job. I'm not trying to risk anyone's job. 467 00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:46,440 You let them down, man. You let them down. 468 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:51,360 And now we got to figure something out because now we have got a problem. 469 00:26:51,660 --> 00:26:57,100 Oh, my God. Did you at least use on Donald Pepper? What is it? Oh, you guys, 470 00:26:57,100 --> 00:26:58,100 shouldn't listen to this. 471 00:26:58,440 --> 00:26:59,440 We should go. 472 00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:00,640 Oh, God. 473 00:27:01,100 --> 00:27:04,860 I feel like I've been on that side of the argument so many times in my life. 474 00:27:06,100 --> 00:27:08,160 I can't trust you. 475 00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:11,900 And this changes everything. 476 00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:27,080 I finally figured out how to get steps on my Fitbit without having to wear it. 477 00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:30,660 Okay, okay. 478 00:27:30,980 --> 00:27:32,440 Just put it on her wrist. 479 00:27:33,500 --> 00:27:34,500 Turn it on. 480 00:27:34,900 --> 00:27:36,520 So Granny's getting the steps in, huh? 481 00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:39,240 Turn it on. 482 00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:43,960 Let's see if it's actually working. Working? 483 00:27:44,660 --> 00:27:46,900 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's working. Okay, let's go. 484 00:27:51,310 --> 00:27:53,710 On the next episode of Company Retreat. 485 00:27:54,530 --> 00:27:55,550 God, kill me! 486 00:27:55,930 --> 00:27:58,670 All right, dude, I get it. You're a failure. I'm a failure. I understand. 487 00:27:58,890 --> 00:28:02,690 Thank you. Hey, you had me working this hard, and you had to pump the whole 488 00:28:02,690 --> 00:28:03,830 time. My bad. 489 00:28:04,110 --> 00:28:05,190 Have you seen Dougie? 490 00:28:05,550 --> 00:28:06,369 Uh -uh. 491 00:28:06,370 --> 00:28:07,830 No. Dougie! 492 00:28:08,310 --> 00:28:11,470 It's a golf cart. Looks like he tried to cover it up or something. 493 00:28:11,850 --> 00:28:16,570 Dang. I would have missed that. For your own mental health, you need to handle 494 00:28:16,570 --> 00:28:17,570 this, man. 495 00:28:18,670 --> 00:28:19,670 Who's that?